~LP~ November RealHorse Invitational Winners


We are pleased to announce the winners of Saturday’s ~LP~ November RealHorse Invitational.


In First Place, Talon Rose ridden by Neris Damien 105.804800 seconds

In Second Place, Lexi  with 108.599100 seconds

In Third Place, Jake ridden by Jessa Alberti with 111.149500 seconds

In Fourth Place, Ascar with  112.671300 seconds

In Fifth Place, Chantilly ridden by Rebel with 119.749400 seconds

In Sixth Place, Netinho ridden by Krysha Lundquist with  120.836400 seconds

Top 10 Reasons To Get a RealHorse


Reason #10: People actually want to ride RealHorses.

Reason #9: People walk up to you and ask to ride you.


Reason #8: You look and act like a real horse.

Reason #7: Beautiful, smooth flowing animations make you poetry in motion.

Reason #6: People ask you to perform at their events.

Reason #5: You’ll look like the high-end performance horse you always wanted to be.

Reason #4: The RealHorse is easier to jump and people want to take you jumping.


Reason #3: Carriages with multiple hitches are amazing to see.

Reason #2: Accessories, accessories, accessories.

And the number one reason: The RealHorse is almost too much fun to be legal.

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Announcing the ~LP~ RealHorse™ November Invitational


Get ready for the ~LP~ November Invitational Show Jumping Competition, Saturday, November 28, 11 am SLT with prizes of more than $3500L!

Entry is FREE and limited to 12 entrants.  This fun, fast, free event takes about an hour as horses jump against the clock to win.

Cash purse, gift cards, and ribbons:
1st, $1KL, $750L GC, trophy and ribbon
2nd $750L, $500L GC, ribbon
3rd $500L, $250L GC, ribbon
3-6th, ribbon

Lowest score (combination of faults & time) wins. No entry fee, just show up to compete and (potentially) win.

Practice on our jump course during the week to be ready to bring it on Saturday!

To enter, please be in one of the numbered run stalls located in front of the show jumping course on Cherry Island by 10:45 am SLT on Saturday, November 28, 11 am SLT.  Horses will compete in order by their stall number.

Riders may ride one or two horses.  Riders are not required to compete. Horses must be tacked (saddle & bridle) to compete.

Competition is limited to RealHorse™ avatars only.

Announcing the Release of the RealHorse™


We are pleased to announce the release of the ~LP~ RealHorse™ horse breed avatars on Friday, November 20, 2015 at 10 am SLT.

Designed to be simple and easy to use, the RealHorse™ comes with a full AO, gesture HUD, riding system, texture HUDs for additional coat options, and functional genitalia.

The ~LP~ RealHorse™ features accurate gaits and animations; a riding system with synced rider/horse animations; and a fluid mesh that moves so well, you will swear the horse has muscles moving under its skin. In early releases, RL equestrians who have ridden this horse uniformly agree that riding one ‘feels like being in the saddle in real life.’

The ~LP~ RealHorse™ is a highly detailed mesh quad avatar with both breed and gender differentiation already built in. Prior horse avatars provided a generic “horse” that had to be modified in order to best simulate a desired breed characteristic. As a result, much of the unrigged tack previously had to be made loosely to fit the generic shapes as well as all of their potential shape changes.

The ~LP~ RealHorse™ is starting with Arabian mare and stallion avatars and Cleveland Bay mare and stallion avatars. Each has unique body curves and sizes. All of our rigged tack and accessories flow with those different shapes in body-hugging tightness. That’s right – much of the tack and accessories is rigged to accentuate the realism and flow of these beautiful horses.

To ensure the best experience, we highly recommend you leave the basic shape alone. Don’t touch it. We have other breeds in the works that will be available in the not-too-distant future. And each will have its very own, tightly fitting, free-flowing tack and accessories.

Specific Permissions of the parts of the ~LP~ RealHorse™:

  •  All Scripting and Animations are Copy/No Modify/No Transfer.
  •  Eyelids, bouncing balls & cock are Copy/Mod
  •  Gesture HUD, Genital HUDs, AO, Riding System are Copy/Mod
  •  Body/Ears/Eyes are Copy/No Modify/No Transfer.
  •  Base shape & alpha layer: Copy/No Modify/No Transfer.

The avatar retails for $4499 for each breed/gender. We will be releasing the Cleveland Bay Mare, Cleveland Bay Stallion, Arabian Mare and Arabian Stallion.

It Takes a Team to Make a Really Real Horse…Thank You


After 10 long months of work, we are about ready to release our long-awaited ~LP~ RealHorse™ horse breed avatars. An avatar of this quality does not happen through the efforts of one person.  It takes a talented, focused, driven team to gestate such a large project and then  bring it to life.

While I am the face and voice of the ~Ladies’ Pleasure~ team, I am by no means the most important player, just the most visible one. All of our team contributed their unique skills and helped make the RealHorse™ the ‘really real’ experience that it is.  I want to thank the exceptional ~LP~ development team for their hard work and acknowledge them for their creative genius in creating the RealHorse™ horse breed avatars.

The ~LP~ Team:

Cherry Lastchance – Animations, detail checking
Emmalette – Mesh modeling and rigging, synced rider animations, and much more
Dancer Inglewood – Holder of the wrench, critical review, and tester
Honey Heart – Project management, artwork, documentation, dispenser of mints, and whatever else needed doing

Additional thank you’s to others who have helped along the way:

For helping with the base coats, Greko Thorne (thank you so much!);
For helping us (finally) get the specular right, Kaya Angel;
For graciously responding to our cries for help again, and again, and again, Liz Venenbaum;
For their great Blender plug-in, many wonderful tutorials, and continued support, Gaia Clary and the Avastar team;
For his consistently excellent basic vehicle and ao scripting, Tapple Gao;
For additional scripting and greatly needed script hand-holding, Zaphod Plutonian.

Our official test team, who beat on the project to get the undesired features out:

Ascar, Cherry, Dancer, Emmalette, Eri, Lexi

All credit and plaudits for this wonderful avatar should go to my team. All errors and mistakes are my responsibility.

Thank you again, folks. You’re the best.

Honey Heart (H0neyHeart)
Owner, ~Ladies’ Pleasure~

November 19, 2015



Announcing the First Founders!


We are so pleased to announce the winners of the First Founder avatar release!

Cleveland Bay #1: Ouija Mistwalker

Cleveland Bay #2  Mystud Resident

Cleveland Bay #3 Salimah Torvalar

Arabian #1 XNyanNyanX

Arabian #2 Salimah Torvalar

Arabian #3 Cyraxi Resident

These lucky RealHorse First Founders receive a rigged nameplate with their avatar number and name; a special commemorative plaque and a special quarter cooler with their name, date, avatar # and breed.  Plus of course, they get early access to the very special and wonderful ~LP~ RealHorse avatars, coming soon!