Coming Soon, the Dartmoor Pony

Bigger than a toaster,smaller than a breadbox…no, not really. But this mid-sized pony is a bit larger than a Shetland and a bit smaller than the Pony of the Americas.

It also is a fully functional pony, complete with functional genitalia. 😉

Available June 1st, 2019.

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